What Underwear Are You? (Guys Quiz)
Your Selected Underwear is: BOXERS
You're traditional and love to let it hang low. You feel comfortable on the inside, but you can often be quite the contrast on the outside. It kind of makes sense doesn't it? If you can't be 100% comfortable in real life, why not let the troops relax in style. For the laid-back guy who likes to get things done.
"Lo que no se convierte en recuerdo, no fue." PORCHIA, Antonio
sábado, 19 de enero de 2008
What is Your Sex Song?
What is Your Sex Song?
Your song is: Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers
You need the timeless elegance of love-making through the ages. Whether in the back of your car at the city lookout, or settling into a little midnight nookie, this song will remind you of love's endless impression on time. Some lyrics- Oh, my love, my darling, I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me. Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh, "Wait for me, wait for me"... more at- http://www.lyricsdepot.com/righteous-brothers/unchained-melody.html
Your song is: Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers
You need the timeless elegance of love-making through the ages. Whether in the back of your car at the city lookout, or settling into a little midnight nookie, this song will remind you of love's endless impression on time. Some lyrics- Oh, my love, my darling, I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me. Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea Lonely rivers sigh, "Wait for me, wait for me"... more at- http://www.lyricsdepot.com/righteous-brothers/unchained-melody.html
What is Your Sex Color?
What is Your Sex Color?
YOU ARE GREEN: Wear it, have it in the room, or have them wear it!
Green is your color; you are a faithful lover and like to maintain the freshness in the physical side of the relationship. You are gentle lover.
YOU ARE GREEN: Wear it, have it in the room, or have them wear it!
Green is your color; you are a faithful lover and like to maintain the freshness in the physical side of the relationship. You are gentle lover.
What Kind of Fruit Are You?
What Kind of Fruit Are You?
BANANA
You are a softy! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet temperedness,and sheer vulnerability to a situation. You adore your partner in every which way, both for their mental and physical beauty! Because of the way youare, your relationship is always very much in harmony!
BANANA
You are a softy! Loving, gentle, warm and sympathetic by nature is the banana lover. You often lack in self-confidence and are quite timid by nature. People often take advantage of your sweet temperedness,and sheer vulnerability to a situation. You adore your partner in every which way, both for their mental and physical beauty! Because of the way youare, your relationship is always very much in harmony!
What Kind of Dog Would You Be?
What Kind of Dog Would You Be?
INDEPENDENT
A dog with an independent personality is uninterested in people. He will mature into a dog who is not demonstrably affectionate and who has a low need for human companionship. To perform as intended these dogs require a singularity of purpose that is not compromised by strong attachments to their owner. • Anatolian Shepherd Dog • Chinese Shar-pei • Keeshond • Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen • Shiba Inu • Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
INDEPENDENT
A dog with an independent personality is uninterested in people. He will mature into a dog who is not demonstrably affectionate and who has a low need for human companionship. To perform as intended these dogs require a singularity of purpose that is not compromised by strong attachments to their owner. • Anatolian Shepherd Dog • Chinese Shar-pei • Keeshond • Petit Basset Griffon Vendeen • Shiba Inu • Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
What Kind of Cat Would You Be?
What Kind of Cat Would You Be?
You are described as a SOCIAL cat!
Here are some matching cat breeds: Balinese: Lively, loving, sociable. Maine Coon: Adaptable, active. Somali: Easy-going, loving. Siberian: Loving, playful. Abyssinian: Active, playful. Burmese: Smart, playful, loyal.
You are described as a SOCIAL cat!
Here are some matching cat breeds: Balinese: Lively, loving, sociable. Maine Coon: Adaptable, active. Somali: Easy-going, loving. Siberian: Loving, playful. Abyssinian: Active, playful. Burmese: Smart, playful, loyal.
Which Rockstar Are You Like?
Which Rockstar Are You Like?
You Are Jerry Garcia
Lead guitarist in a rock environment, Jerry Garcia naturally got a lot of attention. It was his warm, charismatic personality that earned him the affection of millions of Dead Heads. So it is with you.
You Are Jerry Garcia
Lead guitarist in a rock environment, Jerry Garcia naturally got a lot of attention. It was his warm, charismatic personality that earned him the affection of millions of Dead Heads. So it is with you.
My Sex IQ is 160
My Sex IQ is 160
You are a sexpert. You know how to arouse your partners and your knowledge of sex and all of the complications it causes is sound. You could teach a lesson in sexual relations sometime in the near future
You are a sexpert. You know how to arouse your partners and your knowledge of sex and all of the complications it causes is sound. You could teach a lesson in sexual relations sometime in the near future
jueves, 17 de enero de 2008
What is Your Sexual Personality?
What is Your Sexual Personality?
You are a CLOSET FREAK!
You let out your freak occasionally, but you have so much left to accomplish! There is something deeply naughty about the way you approach sex, you just need to find someone to unleash your inner beast. Find them and find yourself!
You are a CLOSET FREAK!
You let out your freak occasionally, but you have so much left to accomplish! There is something deeply naughty about the way you approach sex, you just need to find someone to unleash your inner beast. Find them and find yourself!
The Valentine's Day Quiz for Boyfriends
The Valentine's Day Quiz for Boyfriends
Gifts for Your Crush
Are you driven to distraction (when you're not driving by her house)? Something about her makes your heart beat a little faster, and Valentine's Day is your big chance to let her know that you see sparks! But nothing too flashy or pricey for this little fox just yet. These gifts subtly whisper and flirt—letting her know that you are into being more than just pals. We suggest a Flirtini Martini Glass for a sophisticated and sassy hint or the Love Meter Compatibility Test for a super fun battle of the sexes. Sweet Talk Ball Magic Answer Ball $7.49 at Amazon, Bad Girls Guide to Getting What You Want $1.99 at Alibris, Flirtini Martini $24.95 at Wrapables, Love Meter Compatibility Test $2.99 at Amazon, Adore-A-Bowl $8.99 at Wrapables, Love Golf Balls $9.95 at Austad's Golf.
Gifts for Your Crush
Are you driven to distraction (when you're not driving by her house)? Something about her makes your heart beat a little faster, and Valentine's Day is your big chance to let her know that you see sparks! But nothing too flashy or pricey for this little fox just yet. These gifts subtly whisper and flirt—letting her know that you are into being more than just pals. We suggest a Flirtini Martini Glass for a sophisticated and sassy hint or the Love Meter Compatibility Test for a super fun battle of the sexes. Sweet Talk Ball Magic Answer Ball $7.49 at Amazon, Bad Girls Guide to Getting What You Want $1.99 at Alibris, Flirtini Martini $24.95 at Wrapables, Love Meter Compatibility Test $2.99 at Amazon, Adore-A-Bowl $8.99 at Wrapables, Love Golf Balls $9.95 at Austad's Golf.
What is Your Criminal Personality?
What is Your Criminal Personality?
You're a HITMAN!
I'm gonna stay the hell away from you, you're f****in dangerous! Not only are you nuts, you're completely sane while you're nuts. Cool, calm, and calculating, nobody wants to mess with you. Gangs don't force you to join, they recruit you. You're the muscle behind the madness and the lead chair for the criminal orchestra. You could very well be a gang boss, but I think you actually prefer getting your hands dirty you sick f***. I know what you did to those animals growing up. Sickening. For criminals like you I recommend, being a hit man, ordering hits, ransom, extortion, writing Facebook apps, white label crime, bank robberies, and more lofty criminal sh**.
You're a HITMAN!
I'm gonna stay the hell away from you, you're f****in dangerous! Not only are you nuts, you're completely sane while you're nuts. Cool, calm, and calculating, nobody wants to mess with you. Gangs don't force you to join, they recruit you. You're the muscle behind the madness and the lead chair for the criminal orchestra. You could very well be a gang boss, but I think you actually prefer getting your hands dirty you sick f***. I know what you did to those animals growing up. Sickening. For criminals like you I recommend, being a hit man, ordering hits, ransom, extortion, writing Facebook apps, white label crime, bank robberies, and more lofty criminal sh**.
miércoles, 16 de enero de 2008
What Simpsons Character Are You?
What Simpsons Character Are You?
You are "Montgomery Burns"!
Everyone knows you're one of history's greatest villains. What they may not know about you is there's actually a tiny bit of compassion nesting in your withered, old chest. When you're not trying to block out the sun. Sure, you treat your employees like crap and care more about money than your fellow human beings, but at the end of the day, you just want someone to love. And not Smithers.
You are "Montgomery Burns"!
Everyone knows you're one of history's greatest villains. What they may not know about you is there's actually a tiny bit of compassion nesting in your withered, old chest. When you're not trying to block out the sun. Sure, you treat your employees like crap and care more about money than your fellow human beings, but at the end of the day, you just want someone to love. And not Smithers.
martes, 15 de enero de 2008
What Color Are You?
What Color Are You?
The color of romance and emotion - you sure know a thing or two about passion. While often associated with anger, you represent the truth in human emotion. You stand for blood, fire and power. While even considered a major symbol of good luck in Oriental cultures, you symbolize leadership and valor - power that cannot be easily conquered.
The color of romance and emotion - you sure know a thing or two about passion. While often associated with anger, you represent the truth in human emotion. You stand for blood, fire and power. While even considered a major symbol of good luck in Oriental cultures, you symbolize leadership and valor - power that cannot be easily conquered.
Will I Be Rich and Famous?
Will I Be Rich and Famous?
With 98% certainty, you are probably going to be rich and famous.
Keep working, you might get there kid. Do more drugs and sleep your way up the ladder. Kidding kidding...kinda.
With 98% certainty, you are probably going to be rich and famous.
Keep working, you might get there kid. Do more drugs and sleep your way up the ladder. Kidding kidding...kinda.
How Classy Are You?
How Classy Are You?
You are CLASSIER than 95% of Facebook!
Congratulations, you are in the classiest 5% of facebook! That means you are one of the smoothest operators in the world. The next step is learning more about the finest the world has to offer. Keep it up and you can become the next Bond (or Bond girl). Your choice.
You are CLASSIER than 95% of Facebook!
Congratulations, you are in the classiest 5% of facebook! That means you are one of the smoothest operators in the world. The next step is learning more about the finest the world has to offer. Keep it up and you can become the next Bond (or Bond girl). Your choice.
lunes, 14 de enero de 2008
What type of person do you attract?
You attract Geeks!
You're stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.
You're stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.
What is Your Kissing Personality?
What is Your Kissing Personality?
You are a ROMANTIC KISSER
You are what people dream of. Long, slow kisses with just the right amount of tongue.
You are a ROMANTIC KISSER
You are what people dream of. Long, slow kisses with just the right amount of tongue.
domingo, 13 de enero de 2008
What Beatle are you?
George Harrison
George Harrison: Rock guitarist for The Beatles, sitarist, singer and songwriter. You have many talents and like rest of The Beatles, you've had a successful solo career. You are a talented composer, with diverse interests such as gardening, sports cars, and film producing. Sadly, you left us in 2001 at the age of 58 due to Lung Cancer.
George Harrison: Rock guitarist for The Beatles, sitarist, singer and songwriter. You have many talents and like rest of The Beatles, you've had a successful solo career. You are a talented composer, with diverse interests such as gardening, sports cars, and film producing. Sadly, you left us in 2001 at the age of 58 due to Lung Cancer.
sábado, 12 de enero de 2008
In which LOST station are you?
Your result is: The Arrow
The Arrow station was once one of the DHARMA initiative research stations referred to in the Swan Orientation Film. It was being used for storage after being abandoned by the members of the DHARMA initiative team for unknown reasons. The station is largely empty except for several boxes, one containing a glass eye and copies of the Bible.
Its name and symbol were noted on the blast door map. As in the Swan station "QUARANTINE" is written on the inside of the door. The station still has power and light, operated by some kind of switchbox. No Arrow-specific Orientation Film has been found. The tail section survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 lived here before merging with the middle section survivors.
The Arrow station was once one of the DHARMA initiative research stations referred to in the Swan Orientation Film. It was being used for storage after being abandoned by the members of the DHARMA initiative team for unknown reasons. The station is largely empty except for several boxes, one containing a glass eye and copies of the Bible.
Its name and symbol were noted on the blast door map. As in the Swan station "QUARANTINE" is written on the inside of the door. The station still has power and light, operated by some kind of switchbox. No Arrow-specific Orientation Film has been found. The tail section survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 lived here before merging with the middle section survivors.
are you a pirate, ninja, or cowboy?
are you a pirate, ninja, or cowboy?
Your result is: cowboy
Rollin rollin rollin, get them dawgies rollin, RAWHIDE! -- you're a cowboy. If pop culture is to believed, your favorite activities are lassoing stuff, smoking Marlboro cigarettes, and secretly buggering other cowboys. Your reputation has lost a bit of its famous cachet in recent years to pirates and ninjas, but you're still pretty cool in most people's books.
Famous colleagues include the dudes from Brokeback Mountain, the Marlboro Man, the Naked Cowboy of Times Square, and craploads of dudes from old Westerns. Considering that Clint Eastwood played a cowboy-type guy a bunch of times, you're really in pretty good company.
What drug are you?
Cocaine
You are Cocaine: You raise blood pressure, heart rate, and cause euphoria. Side affects include twitching, itching and paranoia. Your appearance is white and fine, and you can be smoked, snorted, injected, you name it.
You are Cocaine: You raise blood pressure, heart rate, and cause euphoria. Side affects include twitching, itching and paranoia. Your appearance is white and fine, and you can be smoked, snorted, injected, you name it.
Which Hero Are You?
You are "Peter Petrelli"!
You are the most powerful hero there is, which is cool because you're also nice, smart, and good looking. Damn you. Ever the reluctant protagonist, you play a perfect foil to the show's villain. And your awful family. Who you of course love anyway because you're that darn heroic.
You are the most powerful hero there is, which is cool because you're also nice, smart, and good looking. Damn you. Ever the reluctant protagonist, you play a perfect foil to the show's villain. And your awful family. Who you of course love anyway because you're that darn heroic.
What Drink Are You?
You are "Cheap Beer"!
Natty Ice, Beast, PBR - whatever your drink of choice is, it's only your drink of choice because it costs 30 cents a can. Your idea of a good night is getting wasted and not remembering a good night, partly so that you can pretend that what happened was a lot cooler than it was. You party, but by the time you get to the bar you're so wasted from the pre-game that you don't even have to buy anything. And if you do, you think tipping is an outdated custom. You probably play rugby.
Natty Ice, Beast, PBR - whatever your drink of choice is, it's only your drink of choice because it costs 30 cents a can. Your idea of a good night is getting wasted and not remembering a good night, partly so that you can pretend that what happened was a lot cooler than it was. You party, but by the time you get to the bar you're so wasted from the pre-game that you don't even have to buy anything. And if you do, you think tipping is an outdated custom. You probably play rugby.
viernes, 11 de enero de 2008
LEER LA MANO
Linea de la Vida.
1. Larga y bien marcada: Esto demuestra muy buena salud, vitalidad y una esperanza de vida muy grande.
Linea de la Salud.
2. Rota: Rota o en cadena, indica que la salud ser pobre y provocar problemas en el empleo.
5. Rama a la línea de la vida: El punto en el que la línea de la salud se cruza con la de la vida se considera como el fin de la vida, incluso si la línea de la vida es larga.
Linea del Amor.
2. Empieza entre el índice y el corazón: Muestra una tendencia a regalar el corazón sin pensar en las responsabilidades del amor.
6. Curvada: Curvada y larga, muestra calor y estabilidad en el afecto, una agradable naturaleza amorosa..
9. Fuerte: Fuerte y profunda, aunque sea corta, muestra estabilidad en el afecto.
Linea de la Inteligencia.
1. Unida a la línea de la vida: Muestra un gran sentido de la mente sobre el cuerpo, particularmente en la infancia.
3. Profunda, larga y recta: Muestra una mente lógica y directa, alguien con una inteligencia realista y excepcional. Cuanto más recta es la linea, más realista: y cuanto más profunda, la memoria es mejor.
Linea de la Suerte.
1. Número de pulseras: Una pulsera trae suerte, dos traen mejor suerte y tres o más, la mejor. [Tres]
Linea del Matrimonio e Hijos.
8. Larga y clara: Un matrimonio feliz que dura toda la vida.
Linea de la Fama.
2. Rota: Muestra los altibajos del reconocimiento público en los puntos en los que la línea viene y se va.
Linea del Destino.
7. Cortada: Si la línea se corta en la línea de la inteligencia y luego va para otro sitio, cambiarás el trabajo a mediana edad.
14. M mágica: Es un signo de matrimonio en mujeres, y en dinero para hombres. Al ser un símbolo místico, es considerado una marca afortunada.
1. Larga y bien marcada: Esto demuestra muy buena salud, vitalidad y una esperanza de vida muy grande.
Linea de la Salud.
2. Rota: Rota o en cadena, indica que la salud ser pobre y provocar problemas en el empleo.
5. Rama a la línea de la vida: El punto en el que la línea de la salud se cruza con la de la vida se considera como el fin de la vida, incluso si la línea de la vida es larga.
Linea del Amor.
2. Empieza entre el índice y el corazón: Muestra una tendencia a regalar el corazón sin pensar en las responsabilidades del amor.
6. Curvada: Curvada y larga, muestra calor y estabilidad en el afecto, una agradable naturaleza amorosa..
9. Fuerte: Fuerte y profunda, aunque sea corta, muestra estabilidad en el afecto.
Linea de la Inteligencia.
1. Unida a la línea de la vida: Muestra un gran sentido de la mente sobre el cuerpo, particularmente en la infancia.
3. Profunda, larga y recta: Muestra una mente lógica y directa, alguien con una inteligencia realista y excepcional. Cuanto más recta es la linea, más realista: y cuanto más profunda, la memoria es mejor.
Linea de la Suerte.
1. Número de pulseras: Una pulsera trae suerte, dos traen mejor suerte y tres o más, la mejor. [Tres]
Linea del Matrimonio e Hijos.
8. Larga y clara: Un matrimonio feliz que dura toda la vida.
Linea de la Fama.
2. Rota: Muestra los altibajos del reconocimiento público en los puntos en los que la línea viene y se va.
Linea del Destino.
7. Cortada: Si la línea se corta en la línea de la inteligencia y luego va para otro sitio, cambiarás el trabajo a mediana edad.
14. M mágica: Es un signo de matrimonio en mujeres, y en dinero para hombres. Al ser un símbolo místico, es considerado una marca afortunada.
Signo Zodiacal del Alma Iza
EL SIGNO DEL ZODIACO: Virgo
(Fecha de nacimiento: 14 de Septiembre de 1980)
Este signo se caracteriza por:
Su encantadora sonrisa parece siempre estar escondiendo una gran inquietud. Son gente nacida para ser tranquila y apacible. Son minuciosos y muy pulcros no solo en sus comidas sino que también en su trabajo y en sus romances. Muchos de ellos muestran un inteligente sentido del humor y un encanto difícil de resistir. Por lo general son gente muy dulce y muy grata de tener a su alrededor. Su ordenada mentalidad no soporta las demoras y los detalles descuidados. Es incapaz de estar mucho tiempo quieto. Son muchos los Virgo que cojean ligeramente porque tienen una manera peculiar de andar. Son gentes que no son derrochonas ni con el afecto ni con el dinero. Son prudentes y manifiestan el amor de una forma tranquila y constante. Siente un intenso disgusto cuando tienen que aceptar favores. Son de ideas claras y saben lo que quieren. Es generoso con su tiempo y con su energía. Le gusta señalar los fallos de los demás, igual que se resiente ante la critica de sus propios errores. Son personas muy, muy sanas. Aman la verdad, la puntualidad, la discreción y la prudencia. Aborrecen la suciedad y lo vulgar.
(Fecha de nacimiento: 14 de Septiembre de 1980)
Este signo se caracteriza por:
Negativo Planeta regente: Mercurio
Triplicidad o elemento: tierra
Cuadruplicidad o cualidad: mutable
Color: azul marino, marrón oscuro, verde
Piedra preciosa: sardónica
Metal: mercurio o níquel
Flores: todas las pequeñas y de colores vivos, como la anémona
Árboles: todos los de frutos en forma de nuez (como Géminis)
Hierbas y especias: las que posean flores o colores amarillo brillante y azul
Productos alimenticios: hortalizas que crecen bajo tierra
Animales: los domésticos
Países: Grecia, las Antillas, Turquía, el Estado de Virginia, Estados Unidos, Brasil, Nueva Zelanda
Ciudades: Boston, Heidelberg, Paris, Atenas
Su encantadora sonrisa parece siempre estar escondiendo una gran inquietud. Son gente nacida para ser tranquila y apacible. Son minuciosos y muy pulcros no solo en sus comidas sino que también en su trabajo y en sus romances. Muchos de ellos muestran un inteligente sentido del humor y un encanto difícil de resistir. Por lo general son gente muy dulce y muy grata de tener a su alrededor. Su ordenada mentalidad no soporta las demoras y los detalles descuidados. Es incapaz de estar mucho tiempo quieto. Son muchos los Virgo que cojean ligeramente porque tienen una manera peculiar de andar. Son gentes que no son derrochonas ni con el afecto ni con el dinero. Son prudentes y manifiestan el amor de una forma tranquila y constante. Siente un intenso disgusto cuando tienen que aceptar favores. Son de ideas claras y saben lo que quieren. Es generoso con su tiempo y con su energía. Le gusta señalar los fallos de los demás, igual que se resiente ante la critica de sus propios errores. Son personas muy, muy sanas. Aman la verdad, la puntualidad, la discreción y la prudencia. Aborrecen la suciedad y lo vulgar.
Era la bella señorita Dioselina Unicorno
No cabía duda de que el Padre de todos los seres y las cosas, fatigado después de seis días de trabajar sin reposo haciendo la luz, dando vida a brutos y a racionales, sembrando arboles y plantando de todas las especies y tamaños, separando las tierras de las aguas y echando a girar por el cosmos millones de pelotas siderales sujetas a rígidas leyes de mecánica celeste calculadas para evitar colisiones de tránsito espacial, había destinado la mañana apacible del séptimo día para tallar con pulso de sumo hacedor las formas y proporciones de a mujer más fascinante de todas las edades y luego ponerla a deambular por el planea tierra sembrando la lujuria en las vergüenzas de los mochos y el pesar del bien ajeno en los corazones femeninos.
Y esa mujer estaba ahí. Si los demás usuarios se halla absortos ante esta inaudita erupción de la naturaleza, el estupor de Dhoo iba mucho más allá de lo que hubiera podido imaginar en sus fugaces jornadas de onanismo. Con ojos y cabellos muy negros y de rasgos propios del mestizaje, era una veinteañera imponente y bellísima en las que los elementos hispánicos, predominantes, aparecían mezclados con los precolombinos en una aleación sabiamente lograda para producir un ejemplar humano incomparable. Lo cierto es que van Hostt hubo de realizar ínclitos esfuerzos para no perder la serenidad y el equilibrio ante aquel fenómeno descomunal que se plantaba frente a él, del otro lado de un ordenador a miles de kilómetros de distancia, con sus ciento cincuenta y cuatro centímetros de franca e hipnotizante alzada.
Allí estaba, prodigando bienvenidas, con su rostro irrepetible de valkiria levemente aindiada, bella que habría puesto a despotricar de envidia a la propia Venus Calipigia. Allí estaba, como una cariátide a la que sólo faltara el Erecteón. Era la bella señorita Perfecta Dioselina Unicorno, soberana de todas las reinas, y elegida por la diosa Destino para ornar con sus gracias el sereno paso del joven Dhoo. El emancipado varón abrió las compuertas de una locuacidad desde hace largo tiempo empaquetada y estivada en lo profundo de la memorias de aquellos que le conocían desde que articuló sus primeras síladas en la cuna, no se sepraó un instante de la señorita Unicorno y mostró un talante eufórico también largo tiempo extrañado hasta la fecha. Pero llegó el momento de partir cuando la charla con Dioselina estaba más animada. Ya a estas alturas, Dhoo estaba visceralmente enamorado.
“… fue una vaga congoja de dejarte,
lo que me hizo saber que te quería.”
Y esa mujer estaba ahí. Si los demás usuarios se halla absortos ante esta inaudita erupción de la naturaleza, el estupor de Dhoo iba mucho más allá de lo que hubiera podido imaginar en sus fugaces jornadas de onanismo. Con ojos y cabellos muy negros y de rasgos propios del mestizaje, era una veinteañera imponente y bellísima en las que los elementos hispánicos, predominantes, aparecían mezclados con los precolombinos en una aleación sabiamente lograda para producir un ejemplar humano incomparable. Lo cierto es que van Hostt hubo de realizar ínclitos esfuerzos para no perder la serenidad y el equilibrio ante aquel fenómeno descomunal que se plantaba frente a él, del otro lado de un ordenador a miles de kilómetros de distancia, con sus ciento cincuenta y cuatro centímetros de franca e hipnotizante alzada.
Allí estaba, prodigando bienvenidas, con su rostro irrepetible de valkiria levemente aindiada, bella que habría puesto a despotricar de envidia a la propia Venus Calipigia. Allí estaba, como una cariátide a la que sólo faltara el Erecteón. Era la bella señorita Perfecta Dioselina Unicorno, soberana de todas las reinas, y elegida por la diosa Destino para ornar con sus gracias el sereno paso del joven Dhoo. El emancipado varón abrió las compuertas de una locuacidad desde hace largo tiempo empaquetada y estivada en lo profundo de la memorias de aquellos que le conocían desde que articuló sus primeras síladas en la cuna, no se sepraó un instante de la señorita Unicorno y mostró un talante eufórico también largo tiempo extrañado hasta la fecha. Pero llegó el momento de partir cuando la charla con Dioselina estaba más animada. Ya a estas alturas, Dhoo estaba visceralmente enamorado.
“… fue una vaga congoja de dejarte,
lo que me hizo saber que te quería.”
jueves, 10 de enero de 2008
What does your birth date mean?
You are a perfect character to be on shakespeare's play - dramatic, intense and outspoken.There is an aura about your personality.But not many people can understand you. Some are totally addicted to your charismatic personality. While others just wished that you spoke little less but you need not bother about them. Go ahead the stage is set and the world is waiting for you.
Take a look at your greatest strength and weakness too
Take a look at your greatest strength and weakness too
What Greek god are you?
Zeus
God of the Sky and ruler of the gods
You are powerful and just. You like to be incontrol and have no problem with making tough decisions. You can rally your friends and make things happen.
God of the Sky and ruler of the gods
You are powerful and just. You like to be incontrol and have no problem with making tough decisions. You can rally your friends and make things happen.
miércoles, 9 de enero de 2008
Alam Iza.
Hace dos días, a través del Facebook me hice con el contacto de una niña de 27 años (dos años más grande que yo). Por lo menos unas palabras, hemos hablado todos los días desde entonces. Entre más la conozco, más... desconcertado y perplejo me encuentro. Extraño en mi, no hay palabras que me basten para describirla. Simplemente me limito a decir, que a la luz de mis ojos, desde el lugar en el que yo me encuentro parado ella es PERFECTA. Pero no es una muñeca sin vida y etérea, es un ser de carne y uso con sus problemas y sus defectos. Hace mucho escribí:
Esto es justamente lo que esta mujer produce en mi. Es como si antes incluso de mi alumbramiento, aquel ser superior y omnisciente en el que, cabe aclarar, no creo. Haya sembrado la semilla que germinaría en todo aquellos por lo que yo rogué jamas. Ella para mi, excede en toda medida las características que la componen. Según el eminentemente sabio señor Don Wikipedia del Interné, dice:
La única forma de definirla es a través de una sencilla ecuación matemática que rompe con las reglas de una suma convencional y adopta el termino de holismo como justificación.
En los almanaques de bestiarios de la edad media sobre seres mitológicos se decía que la única persona que puede acercarse a un unicornio lo suficiente como para tocarlo es alguien que sea inmensamente bello o inmaculado, tanto por fuera como por dentro. Ella es un unicornio y temo que corra. Pero lo que me tiene aun más pasmado, es que aun no lo ha hecho. Ahora, no se que me desconcierta más, el temor a que corra e sentido contrario o el asombro de que no lo ha hecho aun.
"Me gusta lo imperfecto no porque lo sea, no porque yo me proponga apreciar lo perfecto y alejarme de lo perfecto. No. Lo que sucede es que descubro que me gusta lo imperfecto cuando pienso en las cosas que me gustan y veo que casi todas son imperfectas."
Esto es justamente lo que esta mujer produce en mi. Es como si antes incluso de mi alumbramiento, aquel ser superior y omnisciente en el que, cabe aclarar, no creo. Haya sembrado la semilla que germinaría en todo aquellos por lo que yo rogué jamas. Ella para mi, excede en toda medida las características que la componen. Según el eminentemente sabio señor Don Wikipedia del Interné, dice:
"El Holismo (del griego holos que significa todo, entero, total) es la idea de que todas las propiedades de un sistema (biológico, químico, social, económico, mental, lingüístico, etc) no pueden ser determinadas o explicadas como la suma de sus componentes. El sistema completo se comporta de un modo distinto que la suma de sus partes."
La única forma de definirla es a través de una sencilla ecuación matemática que rompe con las reglas de una suma convencional y adopta el termino de holismo como justificación.
1+1+1+1=5
En los almanaques de bestiarios de la edad media sobre seres mitológicos se decía que la única persona que puede acercarse a un unicornio lo suficiente como para tocarlo es alguien que sea inmensamente bello o inmaculado, tanto por fuera como por dentro. Ella es un unicornio y temo que corra. Pero lo que me tiene aun más pasmado, es que aun no lo ha hecho. Ahora, no se que me desconcierta más, el temor a que corra e sentido contrario o el asombro de que no lo ha hecho aun.
martes, 8 de enero de 2008
El signo del Perro
El signo del Perro
Nombre chino: GOU
Número de orden: Undécimo
Horas gobernadas: 7 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Dirección del signo: Oeste-Noroeste
Estación y mes: Otoño-octubre
Signo occidental: Libra
Elemento fijo: Metal
Tronco: Positivo
Puede ser el signo más simpático de todo el ciclo chino. Un individuo nacido en el año del Perro es honesto, inteligente y sincero. Tiene un profundo sentido de lealtad, pasión por la justicia e imparcialidad. Un nativo del Perro generalmente es vivaz y atractivo e irradia sex appeal. Generalmente amable y poco pretencioso, sabrá estar de acuerdo con los demás porque no es demasiado exigente. El igualitario Perro ama salir en ayuda de los demás, está siempre dispuesto a escuchar la voz de la razón y a hacer su parte. Si tienes un honesto amigo Perro, sabe que cuando te encuentres en problemas solo tienes que llamarlo. En efecto, aunque proteste, reproche o aparente indiferencia, el nativo del Perro no puede ignorar un pedido de ayuda. A veces, protege los intereses ajenos más que los propios. Si hay alguien que te sacará de los problemas diez veces sobre diez, será seguramente un Perro. El nativo del signo Perro a veces permanece apegado al objeto de su afecto incluso si no se lo merece. No verás jamás un Perro que se va de casa sólo porque descubrió que su dueño tiene los proverbiales pies de plomo. Tiene en cuenta la fragilidad humana y siempre permanece fiel. Y si se va, no lo repruebes: debe ser una cosa verdaderamente insoportable, porque el Perro no deserta fácilmente. Como su amigo igualmente humanitario, el Tigre, raramente el Perro se enoja personalmente con alguien. Te recriminará por un gesto o una culpa específica sin odiarte completamente o por siempre. Su cólera es pasajera. Puede llegar improvisamente y desaparecer con la misma rapidez. Pero será una cólera justificable… sin maldad, sin rencores y sin celos. Al final, depués de las debidas compensaciones, el Perro es capaz de sepultar el hacha de armas. No todos los Perros van en busca de pleitos. Sería más justo decir que el nativo del Perro es un observador atento y abierto, que trata de salvar las finalidades sociales y en defender los intereses de todos.
Nombre chino: GOU
Número de orden: Undécimo
Horas gobernadas: 7 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Dirección del signo: Oeste-Noroeste
Estación y mes: Otoño-octubre
Signo occidental: Libra
Elemento fijo: Metal
Tronco: Positivo
Puede ser el signo más simpático de todo el ciclo chino. Un individuo nacido en el año del Perro es honesto, inteligente y sincero. Tiene un profundo sentido de lealtad, pasión por la justicia e imparcialidad. Un nativo del Perro generalmente es vivaz y atractivo e irradia sex appeal. Generalmente amable y poco pretencioso, sabrá estar de acuerdo con los demás porque no es demasiado exigente. El igualitario Perro ama salir en ayuda de los demás, está siempre dispuesto a escuchar la voz de la razón y a hacer su parte. Si tienes un honesto amigo Perro, sabe que cuando te encuentres en problemas solo tienes que llamarlo. En efecto, aunque proteste, reproche o aparente indiferencia, el nativo del Perro no puede ignorar un pedido de ayuda. A veces, protege los intereses ajenos más que los propios. Si hay alguien que te sacará de los problemas diez veces sobre diez, será seguramente un Perro. El nativo del signo Perro a veces permanece apegado al objeto de su afecto incluso si no se lo merece. No verás jamás un Perro que se va de casa sólo porque descubrió que su dueño tiene los proverbiales pies de plomo. Tiene en cuenta la fragilidad humana y siempre permanece fiel. Y si se va, no lo repruebes: debe ser una cosa verdaderamente insoportable, porque el Perro no deserta fácilmente. Como su amigo igualmente humanitario, el Tigre, raramente el Perro se enoja personalmente con alguien. Te recriminará por un gesto o una culpa específica sin odiarte completamente o por siempre. Su cólera es pasajera. Puede llegar improvisamente y desaparecer con la misma rapidez. Pero será una cólera justificable… sin maldad, sin rencores y sin celos. Al final, depués de las debidas compensaciones, el Perro es capaz de sepultar el hacha de armas. No todos los Perros van en busca de pleitos. Sería más justo decir que el nativo del Perro es un observador atento y abierto, que trata de salvar las finalidades sociales y en defender los intereses de todos.
lunes, 7 de enero de 2008
Casanova
Casanova
You are that sweet, affection partner that everyone wants. A lover who is concerned with the their partner and not just their own happiness.
You are that sweet, affection partner that everyone wants. A lover who is concerned with the their partner and not just their own happiness.
Fake Alcoholic
Fake Alcoholic
Drink a beer stat, thank me tomorrow. We believe in you, try adding a mixer and suck it back.
Drink a beer stat, thank me tomorrow. We believe in you, try adding a mixer and suck it back.
How Crazy Are You?
How Crazy Are You?
NutJob
You're pretty nuts! You laugh at some people's misfortune, and talk to yourself an awful lot. You're still not crazy enough to need to be committed, you just need some psycho-therapy.
Which Beatle are you?
Which Beatle are you?
Your Quiz Result:
Your Quiz Result:
Sir George Harrison
"Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover..." You are the ‘quiet one’ - introspective and spiritual. Inspired by philosophy, you are a multifaceted and extremely involved individual who lives life to the full and pursues his interests with great verve. Your innovative guitar playing influenced the British contemporary popular music scene.
Season Personality test
Season Personality test
Your Quiz Result:
Your Quiz Result:
Spring
You are SPRING, wet and hot, like air. You are good-looking, intelligent and therefore also popular amongst your friends and at work, you easily attract people’s attention not necessarily having to make a great deal of effort on gaining it. It is your appearance coupled with the high self esteem you possess that arise people’s interest on you. You might want to avoid being far too confident about yourself, otherwise people might consider you as cocky and arrogant, which you deep down do not wish to be, even though you enjoy attention. You are slightly unpredictable, you might find it difficult to take decisions, as you are highly analytic and spend time considering all possible alternatives, this because you are somewhat scared of missing out an opportunity. But you are extremely handy and a logical thinker, and once you focus your energy on a project you will most likely achieve excellent results. You are somewhat spontaneous, thus exciting and fun to be with. You could make a good career as a lawyer, engineer or a designer. You have imagination and you are highly creative, but remember to own time for implementation rather than planning and designing, and daydreaming. The world around you is full of deadlines and rules and restrictions, which you will need to respect.
domingo, 6 de enero de 2008
What Kind of Weather Are You?
What Kind of Weather Are You?
Your Quiz Result:
Your Quiz Result:
Wind
The wind can be very calm and peaceful. It's the kind of beauty you can't see, but you know it's there because you feel it. You have faith in what you cannot see, and you tend to day dream a lot. Sometimes you feel the way calm breezes play in the trees, happy and graceful. The wind can also be cold though. Sometimes you feel so alone like when a gust of wind steals your breath. But even though you hate this loneliness, you know that you could never live without it. When you're sad it feels peaceful, and you see the beauty in not only the happy things, but the sad things too.
¿Que tipo de asesino soy yo?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy murdered as many as 36 women. Although he raped most of them, psychologists think he was motivated by power rather than sex; this is where you and he are alike, a thirst for power. You are charming, well-educated, and good-looking. You will die in an electric chair.
Ted Bundy murdered as many as 36 women. Although he raped most of them, psychologists think he was motivated by power rather than sex; this is where you and he are alike, a thirst for power. You are charming, well-educated, and good-looking. You will die in an electric chair.
I'm Ever (GREEN)
I'm Ever (GREEN)
You are freshness, renewal and in hot demand... You believe that sometimes it is best to start things fresh just for the energising buzz an adventure gives you. You love exploring, testing the limits and reaching out and raising bar...
You are freshness, renewal and in hot demand... You believe that sometimes it is best to start things fresh just for the energising buzz an adventure gives you. You love exploring, testing the limits and reaching out and raising bar...
I'm Passionate Kisser
I'm Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges. If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story. You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses. A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges. If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story. You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses. A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble
I'm Passionate romantic
I'm Passionate romantic
You love to love, and to party. Your relationships usually dont last very long because you always have your eye on someone new. You are risk-taker and love to experience life to fullest...Your romance is adventure and you love to love your woman in that romantic adventurous moments.
You love to love, and to party. Your relationships usually dont last very long because you always have your eye on someone new. You are risk-taker and love to experience life to fullest...Your romance is adventure and you love to love your woman in that romantic adventurous moments.
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